Community Table: D? Random Spaceport People

1. A Junior Collections Officer of the E-Commerce Internet Implementation and Troubleshooting Branch of the (Insert company or government here)'s Bureau of Software Troubleshooting and Acquisition.
2. Senior Field Programmer for Telecommunications Code Acquisition and Installation Division of the Web-based Software Administration Division, which is a sub-section of the Agency of Telecommunications Intranet Programming.
3. Security personnel for the Bureau of Database Backup and Mainframe Development.
4. Crew of the Pachyderm class fighter Tarrasque.
5. A roguish tramp-freighter captain and his brawny alien co-pilot [Trey]
6. Youth from a peaceful world trying to hire fighters to help defend his home against an invading alien force [Trey]
7. A pacifist monk in saffron garb handing out pamphlets and trying to convince people to give up their life of lust, greed and violence to become "one with the Great Uba". [The Acrobatic Flea]
8. Gang of rowdy grav-ball fans celebrating their team's victory as noisily and boisterously as possible. [The Acrobatic Flea]
9. Gang of rowdy grav-ball fans angrily venting their annoyance at their team's defeat as loudly and violently as possible. [The Acrobatic Flea]
10. An anthropomorphic vending machine. [Porky]
11. A temporal anomaly running out of time. [Porky]
12. A team of escaped cargo hunters, either a) cargo hunters absent without leave or b) hunters of sentient cargo. [Porky]
13. A hard-light hologram with a memory glitch, believing he/she is still soft light. [Porky]
14. A group of avatars for spaceport people designers separated by vast distances. [Porky]
15. A smug Gler. [Porky]
16. Echoes of past lives triggered by the previous year's timebomb. [Porky]
17. A nano-cloud disguised as a bucket seat. [Porky]
18. An invisible nothingness. [Porky]
19. A protocol android training the waste receptacles. [Porky]
20. A silicon chip fat vat driver delivering top-ups to the automated food concessions. [Porky]
21. A tall, strangely dressed man stepping out of a tall blue box with the word "Police" written on it. He is followed by an attractive red-haired human female and both are looking around quizzically. [The Acrobatic Flea]
22. A oneupman looking for his ship. [Porky]
23. A cyborg stalker. [Porky]
24. An uplifted Old Earth species: 1) pig; 2) flea; 3) 3. monkey; 4. rabbit; 5. wombat; 6. gnu; 7. ostrich; 8. emu; 9. dolphin; 10. parrot}} [The Acrobatic Flea] [Porky]
25. A mojo on its way back. [Porky]
26. A glitterball starmap technician. [Porky]
27. A worldboat janitorial robot (http://lunchingonlamias.blogspot.com/2011/04/worldboats-and-poetry-potluck-and-j-is.html). [Porky]
28. A jack-of-all-traders with merchandise. [Porky]
29. A castaway from a highly advanced civilisation, marooned. [Porky]
30. A travelator companiomatic. [Porky]
31. A short, strangely dressed man stepping out of a tall blue box with the word "Police" written on it. He is followed by an attractive dark-haired human female and both are looking around quizzically. [Porky]
32. A pair of metal-heads stumbling out of a telephone box saying strange things like: "Whoa! Party on, dude! Wyld Stallyns! 69, dude!", and making odd gestures. [The Acrobatic Flea]
33. God - on a tea break. [The Acrobatic Flea]
34. A troupe of mime artists. [The Acrobatic Flea]
35. A shifty old man in a brown hooded robe, trying not to be seen. [The Acrobatic Flea]
36. A stream of scantily clad women being chased by a short, bald man in a string vest and an out-of-breath milkman, wearing round spectacles. [The Acrobatic Flea]
37. A trans-dimensional procession of the damned (http://netherwerks.blogspot.com/2011/05/spell-processions-of-damned.html). [Porky]
38. A hovercab driver with a telepathic placard. [Porky]
39. A sharply-dressed catman carrying 1D8 trays of fish. [Porky]
40. A Connecticut Yankee. [Porky]
41. The Rolling Stones on a comeback tour. [Porky]
42. Life, the universe and everything; roll again unless five minutes or fewer till session end. [Porky]
43. A major satis faction, with a 50% chance of a rival faction in pursuit. [Porky]
44. A long distance runner approaching the halfway mark. [Porky]
45. A noospheric news anchor. [Porky]
46. A rather scruffy looking human - they still exist? - smelling faintly of vindaloo. [Porky]
47. A man looking rather like the pilot in 5, but narrating himself. [Porky]
48. Ziggy: 1) the supercomputer; 2) Stardust; 3) Grover. [Porky]
49. An underage streetwalker who has run away from her abusive pimp called 'Sport'. [The Acrobatic Flea]
50. A space-taxi driver hawking for business. [The Acrobatic Flea]
51. Tourists who would like you to take their photograph. [The Acrobatic Flea]
52. Tourists who would like to take your photograph. [The Acrobatic Flea]
53. Tourists who would like to ask you for directions. [The Acrobatic Flea]
54. Monkeys (because everything's better with monkeys). [The Acrobatic Flea]
55. The Great Uba. [The Acrobatic Flea]
56. . Young blonde girl in a blue dress asking if you've seen the "white rabbit". [The Acrobatic Flea]
57. Large-eared, big-nosed, brown-skinned aliens with pointed teeth and slightly squeaky voices trying to make a deal - offering strips of latinum. [The Acrobatic Flea]
58. A Transportation Security Administration heavy demanding to give you a full cavity search. [The Acrobatic Flea]
59. A space hopper. [Porky]
60. A grey-bearded, hopeless romantic slumped beneath the atomic clock, extinct space flora in hand. [Porky]
61. The wives and girlfriends of the aliens in 59. [Porky]
62. The Moon Free Decency Inspectorate drawn by word of the wives and girlfriends in 64.
63. Wally. [Porky]
64. A beast, with two packs. [Porky]
65. A litter disintegrator. [Porky]
66. A piece of long-discarded chewing gum now grown sentient and proclaiming the independence of its armrest. [Porky]
67. Summerov. [Porky]
68. A small bird-like creature only stopping at exits. [Porky]
69. The Last: 1) Starfighter; 2) Action Hero; 3) Boys (of Neverland, 1D6, with a 50% chance of the immortal ringleader and small winged familiar); 4) Boys (of Santa Carla, 1D8, as vampire); World (2D10 large reptiles of various species); 5) of the Mohicans; 6) and the Damned (use counts as); 7) ... [Porky]
70. An express elevator to hell attendant. [Porky]
71. A loud and determined toaster. [Porky]
72. A minor deity launching miniature thunderbolts from the roof truss. [Porky]
73. The white rabbit. [Porky]
74. Your Momma [The Acrobatic Flea]
75. A random character from one of your other campaigns. [The Acrobatic Flea]
76. A vid crew making a Tri-D documentary about people who visit space ports. [The Acrobatic Flea]
77. Superman (or, at least, someone dressed like him). [The Acrobatic Flea]
78. A drug dealer pedaling "deathsticks". [The Acrobatic Flea]
79. A small child crying because (1-4) he (4-8) she (9-10) it cannot find its mother. [The Acrobatic Flea]
80. A depressed, paranoid android with a brain the size of a planet and a pain in all the diodes down its left side. [The Acrobatic Flea]
81. A crying mother looking for her lost child. [The Acrobatic Flea]
82. A gathering of quite aggressive panhandlers who REALLY want your small change. [The Acrobatic Flea]
83. A large gathering of boisterous and flirtatious female aliens, dressed in outrageous fancy dress, on a "hen weekend". [The Acrobatic Flea]
    
84. A sporcery guild salesman (http://swordsandstitchery.blogspot.com/2011/04/sporcery-guilds-fungus-to-stars.html). [Porky]
85. A brain in a jar. [Porky]
86. A rather distressed-looking young human and his wide-eyed, white-haired older companion, the latter invoking a deity named 'Great Scott'. [Porky]
87. A lifejimbutnotasweknowit. [Porky]
88. A cyclepath (a very low-level telepath). [Porky]
    
89. A scruffy looking human slave being pushed about by a gang of gorillas wearing leather armour. Eventually the human will snap and cry out: "Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty apes!" At which point anything could happen... [The Acrobatic Flea]
90. The Lizard King [The Acrobatic Flea]
91. Hunter S Thompson - just as the drugs kick in (80% chance he is armed) [The Acrobatic Flea]
92. A musical troupe performing "easy listening" muzak on a variety of native instruments. [The Acrobatic Flea]
93. A clone of your most famous ancestor - who he is none too happy with the mess you've made of your life. [The Acrobatic Flea]
94. Cthulhu. [The Acrobatic Flea]
95. A dashing omni-sexual rogue, airforce pilot and renegade Time Agent who offers to whisk you away for great adventures and some 'no-strings-attached' naughtiness. [The Acrobatic Flea]
96. You meet yourself going in the opposite direction and both agree that this whole idea was a bad one. [The Acrobatic Flea]
97. A small, green-skinned, alien wise man with large ears and an inability to speak in grammatically correct sentences who warns you that "fear leads to hate and hate leads to the dark side", adding "do or do not, there is no try" and other sage advice. [The Acrobatic Flea]
98. Roll twice and combine results. [The Acrobatic Flea]
    
99. Nothing, just: 1) swamp gas; 2) a weather balloon; 3) [Porky] 3)a plastic bag caught on a breeze; 4) tumbleweed; 5) a bell tolling in the distance; 6) crickets chirping}} [The Acrobatic Flea]
100. An unrelenting humanoid robot. [Porky]
101. A man holding up a placard, with a large arrow and ancient runes on that read: 1) Golf Sale; 2) Apartments For Rent; 3)Free Puppies; 4) Car Valeting Service; 5) [The Acrobatic Flea] 6) Hello Direct Female Progenitor; 7) Hello Feline; 8) Make Star Loves not Wars; 9) Just Respond Verbally in the Negative; 10) Resistance Is Futile; 11) I Want To Believe; 12)
102. A rather eager woman in a wedding dress trying to catch the eye of any man who has just arrived. [The Acrobatic Flea]
103. A waste receptacle manoeuvring for the space flora bouquet in 104.
104. An invisible id. [Porky]
105. A vermicious knid. [Porky]
106. A Nigerian prince who really has $8,000,000,000 locked away in a vault and just needs your bank details to free the money up (you'll get 10%, of course!) [The Acrobatic Flea]
107. The two-headed, three-armed President Of The Galaxy - who doesn't mind sharing a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster with you if you'll listen to him talk about himself for several hours. [The Acrobatic Flea]
108. A talent scout. [The Acrobatic Flea]
109. A scout walker. [Porky]
110. A small furry creature hunting the scout walker in 111. [Porky]
111. A poor use of CGI. [Porky]
112. A raygun caddy. [Porky]
113. A thing. [Porky]
     
114. A large Nordic hammer that no-one can move. [The Acrobatic Flea]
115. The Twitter Fail Whale [The Acrobatic Flea]
116. A Pushmi-Pullyu [The Acrobatic Flea]
117. A man talking to a gathering of 3d6 local animals. [The Acrobatic Flea]
118. A drunk businessman having a conversation with an invisible rabbit. [The Acrobatic Flea]
119. A depressed banker having a conversation with an invisible angel. [The Acrobatic Flea]
120. Buddy Holly. [The Acrobatic Flea]
121. A glitch in reality. [Porky]
122. A space cowboy, returning. [Porky]
123. A fantastic mystery star fox. [Porky]
124. A space pest exterminator, either a) an exterminator of space pests or b) a space pest who exterminates. [Porky]
125. A firehider ant, employed to prevent the prehistoric creatures living in the service tunnels progressing beyond the stone age. [Porky]
126. A gas giant, stooping to avoid the ceiling extractor fans. [Porky]
127. A gaseous anomaly, surrounded by an additional 1D6 spaceport people, all red-faced. [Porky]
128. A dog star carrying a copy of The Daily Telepath. [Porky]
129. A traveling salesman from the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation with a briefcase bulging full of "Why So Sirius?" promotional brochures. [The Acrobatic Flea]
130. A juggler [The Acrobatic Flea]
131. Someone you were trying to avoid. [The Acrobatic Flea]
132. Someone you were looking for. [The Acrobatic Flea]
133. A one-legged, salty sea dog with a treasure map. [The Acrobatic Flea]
134. A blind beggar who threatens you with "the black spot" if you hassle him. [The Acrobatic Flea]
135. Why, if it isn't Uncle 1)Ben; 2)Owen; 3) Man From... [The Acrobatic Flea]
136. A talking horse [The Acrobatic Flea]
137. A horse of a different colour [The Acrobatic Flea]
138. An intelligent kangeroo that tells you "Timmy is trapped down the well". [The Acrobatic Flea]
139. Mr Rogers (he was in the neighbourhood) [The Acrobatic Flea]
140. A strange man, human in appearance. He is riding a horse, and will listen intently to anyone. When they have finished their story he will say, in a very rare tone that implies (well, more states with great vigor) he actually does, "I believe you". He is most likely not well versed in the idiom of the area, so it is extremely unwise to tell him to "Go jump off a cliff" or similar phrases.
141. A big angry strawberry blonde irishman lurking with a facial disfiguration and a grudge. [The Angry Lurker]
142. A living table, upsetting beverages every time it has to move its legs in. [Porky]
143. A chair man, irate at the bad manners - and personal hygiene - of the other travellers. [Porky]
144. An upset beverage: 1) lost; 2) luggage lost; 3) delayed; 4) ... [Porky]
145. A bad manner. [Porky]
146. A B.I.D (Book Implantation Device). It allows you to enter any book, and bring people out with you if you wish. Often used for "What if" situations in history classes.
147. A casual table (smoking a cigarette and not really bothered by anything) [The Acrobatic Flea]
148. An easy chair (giving you a wink) [The Acrobatic Flea]
149. 157. A rocking chair, at least until the band in 41 and singer in 122 catch their connection.[Porky]
150. 158. A dining table; if beside the chair in 156, laid and set. [Porky]
151. 159. A bar stool, also surrounded by an additional 1D6 spaceport people, all red-faced. [Porky]
152. 160. A kitchen counter, busy because it's a heck of a big spaceport. [Porky]
153. A distinguished looking elderly man with pointed ears who will announce (1-3) "I am Spock" or (4-6) "I am not Spock", give a Vulcan salute and hopes you "live long and prosper" before moving on. [The Acrobatic Flea]
154. A recursive meme [The Acrobatic Flea]
155. A small child who has run away from home and wants to see "the stars" with "real adventurers". [The Acrobatic Flea]
156. A fast-food vendor [The Acrobatic Flea]
157. Some fast food running away from its vendor. [The Acrobatic Flea]
158. A lizard, making the man in 161 nervous. [Porky]
159. A tired trope. [Porky]
160. An unreal adventurer. [Porky]
161. A fast-food buyer, with an eye on the snoozing travellers. [Porky]
162. Slow food, caught. [Porky]
163. A kid in a hoodie sticking up fly posters for his band's gig. [The Acrobatic Flea]
164. A graffiti artist in mid-spray [The Acrobatic Flea]
165. A red-haired supermodel who announces: "face it, tiger... you just hit the jackpot!" [The Acrobatic Flea]
166. A gang of cats with opposable thumbs, looking quite menacing. [The Acrobatic Flea]
167. Father Christmas... on holiday. [The Acrobatic Flea]
168. Parallel universe versions of your entire party. Or are you the parallel universe versions of them? [The Acrobatic Flea]
169. Clumsy tech on a ladder fumbles his variable laser... [JDJarvis]
170. Two people in mismatched clothes, hiring bodyguards. There will be 2d20 of them, and most will have a Gift (Psychic abilities, ranging from telekinesis, to the ability to wound without touching, heightened speed or short range teleportation).
171. A rocket-propelled darts player, either a) a player of rocket-propelled darts or b) a darts player with a powerful form of personal locomotion; possibly linked with 136. Porky
172. A cult leader, either a) a leader of a cult or b) a leader enjoying a non-mainstream popularity; accompanied by 2D4 cultists / fans as appropriate. Porky
173. An astronought (an entity with no presence in space). Porky
174. An astronor (an entity with no presence in time or space). Porky
175. An Astrognaw (a spacefaring rodent). Porky
176. An ashtray physicist, studying the butts in the smoking area. Porky
177. A spacecraft spotter. Porky
178. A space porter. Porky
179. A port spacer (a spaceperson who sits on the left). Porky
180. A starboard spacer (a spaceperson who sits on the right). Porky
181. A space centre (a spaceperson who sits in the middle). Porky
182. A star boarder (a bold - and rather singed - space pirate). Porky
183. A bored starer, daydreaming while waiting for a flight. Porky
184. A short, bald, gnomish man with a big nose and ears reading a furniture magazine about tables. Captain Kellen
185. A transplanted 21st Century retired soldier waiting for the next time ship to take him home. Captain Kellen
186. Brittany Spears singing 'Oops I did it again' in the lounge even though she is 167 years old. Captain Kellen
187. A small boy named Thomas Kellen. Captain Kellen
188. The Silver Surfer The Acrobatic Flea
189. A stray mongrel dog with a space helmet on. She speaks with a Russian accent. The Acrobatic Flea
190. A giant walking tree - capable of only saying: "I am Groot" in different intonations - and a laser pistol-packing raccoon in a retro space suit. The Acrobatic Flea
191. A giant walking tree saying to passers-by: "There, there, don't be so hasty, little hobbits." The Acrobatic Flea
192. Oberon King of the fairies. Captain Kellen
193. Patrick Cooley complaining of the lack of sand in distant lands. Captain Kellen
194. A chef dressed in red named David Mitchie eating vanilla custard and something... red. Captain Kellen
195. A clone of Madonna is singing 'Material Girl' in a corner for pocket credits. Captain Kellen
196. A blue gelatin blob named 'Bob' is trying to 'pick-up' a bowl of jello with fruit in it. Captain Kellen
197. A doppler-ganger (a variable intensity mafioso). Porky
198. Serpentine lifeforms hoping to make it onto a spaceplane. Porky
199. A one-man banned, being evicted again. Porky
200. A one-amoeba banned, being evicted again and again. Porky
201. A sentient gear wheel off to start a new life, no longer a cog in the machine. Porky
202. An interstellar conga line. Porky
203. An interstellar conger eel. Porky
204. Colonel Saunders eating hamburger. Captain Kellen
205. A golden dragon. Captain Kellen
206. A cyborg with his voice box stuck on the phrase 'I'll be back.' Captain Kellen
207. A clone of Charlie Sheen handing out 'pamphlets'. Captain Kellen
208. An amphibious bottle nosed creature named 'Flipper' is looking for the pool. Captain Kellen
209. A rodent named Ralph is looking for a motorcycle and a helmet. Captain Kellen
210. An insurance salesman. Captain Kellen
211. An overweight human dressed in leather and frills is singing 'I ain't nothin but a hound dog' on his way to a slot machine. Captain Kellen
212. A figure trying (unsuccessfully) to hide in the shadows. The Acrobatic Flea
213. A line of ducks. The Acrobatic Flea
214. A trio of men (one grey-haired, smoking a cigar; one blonde and smiling; one wearing a leather jacket, baseball cap and manic glint in his eye) are arguing with their muscular black friend, who is sporting a Mohican and lots of gold jewellery and shouting: "I ain't gettin' on no spaceship!" The Acrobatic Flea
215. A chorus of Sirius Cybernetics androids singing their company song - "Share & Enjoy" - slightly out of key. The Acrobatic Flea
216. A clone ranger - rounding up all the errant clones that have been spotted in the spaceport. The Acrobatic Flea
217. Yar, King of Gate 4, and the ships Security Officer who is very much more handsome and intelligent than his arch-nemesis No150 The Angry Lurker. Ray Rousell
218. The Ships entertainment - Buddy Cochran, a robot who sings 50's Rock'n'Roll tunes by Buddy Holly and Eddie Cochran. Ray RousellThree space vixens in gaudy, skin tight costumes with headaches - just returning from vacation, lost everything. Matt
219. A Liloc demon. He came up on the elevator.
220. A ghost in a machine. Porky
221. A mechanical ghost crab. Porky
222. A cray-fish. Porky
223. A galaxy-class starfish. Porky
224. A noctopus, responsible for the inky blackness of space. Porky
225. A space cucumber. Porky
226. A faster-than-light driver. Porky
227. An impulse engineer. Porky
228. A phaser banker. Porky
229. Chuck Norris The Acrobatic Flea
230. Some bicycle thieves The Acrobatic Flea
231. Some reservoir dogs The Acrobatic Flea
232. A dirty dozen The Acrobatic Flea
233. Some wild geese The Acrobatic Flea
234. 1d6 borg looking to assimilate you The Acrobatic Flea
235. 1d6 cybermen looking to upgrade you The Acrobatic Flea
236. 1d6 cylons looking to kill you The Acrobatic Flea
237. The Galactic Pope in his Galactic Pope-mobile The Acrobatic Flea
238. The pope smoking dope The Acrobatic Flea
239. The pope on a rope The Acrobatic Flea
240. A tin tinnabulation. Porky
241. A specialist in robo-tics. Porky


242. A light sabre-toothed tiger, either a) a sabre-toothed tiger formed of light, whether i) soft light, ii) hard light, or iii) slow light, or 2) a tiger with light sabres in place of teeth. Porky
243. A sun dog, with a 20% chance of 1D20 lightning bugs, each followed after 1D10 seconds by a thunder cat. Porky
244. A saucerer (a UFO-piloting magician). Porky
245. A saucerheiress (next in line for a UFO-manufacturing fortune). Porky
246. A sunbather (not easy when the water evaporates long before arrival). Porky
247. A pair of sweet-smelling and sticky honeymooners. PorkyThe cow that jumped over the moon, heading back. Porky
248. The dish and the spoon, running away. Porky
249. The kitchen sink. Porky
250. 1D6 of living quarters, arguing over whether they should spend their vacation and themselves in the arcade, the vending machines (# 10 looks on with interest), or the laundry. Jennie
251. A broom-handled mouser, sweeping the room for mice, and purring intermittently. Jennie
252. A crowd, gathered around a charred and melted ship on display at the Martian embassy. The name, partly obscured but still readable, is Thunderchild.
253. A Mobius stripper, muttering something to herself about one-sided relationships. Jennie A representative of a non-Euclidean species. Porky
254. A family of breeder reactors. Porky
255. A chained reactionary. Porky
256. An equal and opposite reactionary. Porky
257. An unchained (mind-)meldee. Porky