A group of rumor mad libs for you all to fill in, as inspired by Telecanter's post of the same name.
[Phrase] is similar to the [Creature language] for [Deadly insult]
The [Verb] of [Noun] has [Detail]*
[Species] does [Bizzare thing] instead of [Common activity]
Feel free to post your own suggestions for more!
*I.E, Carvings, etc.